Monday, January 25, 2010

CRASS PRODUCTION...

by Erkuden Sakai, Company Secretary:
Sunday's meeting was once again dominated by the concocting of terrible new valentine cards.Whether the public at large will be even half as interested in these little offerings of ephemera as the Misanthropes have been in their production remains to be seen.

The drawback with seasonal items such as these is the relative short shelf life they enjoy before their appeal fade and they are stored away for another year. With a little luck, the Valentine Goofy Cards, Funnies, and Scary Love Cards will be a runaway success, and the Company clerks won't need to worry about making room for dead stock in the warehouse.

Regardless of public opinions, it's difficult to convey just how much the Company has enjoyed these past couple of drawing sessions; bad puns and obscenity being part of the thick epoxy holding the Misanthrope Specialty Co. together. Indeed, the greatest obstacle facing this project is sure to be the narrowing the teetering stack of submitted designs down to just fifteen selections. But that is a problem for next week's meeting.
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